Today at lunch at an upscale tavern – the libations included the following draft beer choices:
FORGOTTEN BOARDWALK WHAT THE BUTLER SAW (Witbier)
21st AMMEDMENT SNEAK ATTACK (Saison)
DEMENTED ORCUS WEE HEAVY (Scotch Ale)
SMUTTYNOSE SINGLE DIGIT DUBBEL (Belgian Dubbel) ???
DEMENTED LUST (Nitro Stout)
CROOKED STAVE ORIGINS (Burgundy Sour Ale)
Who names this stuff? I want a job here. Can you imagine all the fun they have besides the tastings and getting paid for it? I think I could get into it — the naming game of course.
For a Japanese brew and Haiku lovers: THE SOUND OF BASHO’S FROG LAPPING AT THE LOCAL PUB
For an Italian beer: CALL YOUR MOTHER!!! (LMAO on this one).
For a Jersey Girl IPA – Just post a photo of a woman in traffic giving the middle-finger-salute. (Yes!)
LOLOLOL What fun! To be continued.
when demented + lust no longer shock — time to tip the bartender